Cyber Terrorist Wim Dankbaar Enroute to Olympics

The International Olympics Committee, always looking for new entertainment for its Opening Ceremonies, has signed cyber terrorist Wim Dankbaar to perform a special reading of his James Files Fraud book about the con artist who claims to have killed JFK.

The performance will feature a singing rendition by his  stalking partner April Kelley, the Michigan ID Thief.

After the duo performs at the opening ceremony they will represent their respective countries in sport.  Dutchman Wim Dankbaar, a figure skater since childhood, will skate to the tune of "Abraham, Martin and John", the 1960s hit by Dion, while wearing a mask of President Kennedy.  For his big finale, Mr. Dankbaar will be shot out of a cannon as April Kelley waves Dutch and American flags.

Mrs. Kelley will then compete in the first ever winter Internet Biathlon. It involves simultaneously skiing downhill while engaging in internet stalking.  The fact that April Kelley is the only competitor in the event prompted Mr. Dankbaar to declare "She'll win.  I just know it!"