April 1 Renamed April Kelley Day

April 1st, traditionally known as April Fool's Day in the United States, has been renamed April Kelley Day in Michigan in honor of its most famous resident, who was recently named the year's best cyber-terrorist.

Cyberstalker, slanderer and identity thief April Kelley received the honor just last week along with her husband Edward F. Kelley and mentor and co-conspirator Wim Dankbaar of the Netherlands.

In appreciation of the latest recognition, April Kelley said she would bake enough cookies in her "own likeness" to feed every man, woman and child in the state.

Mr. Dankbaar explained that they have a similar holiday in the Netherlands but it's called November Noodle Day when everyone is expected to wear bright yellow noodle wigs like the "little Dutch boy".  Those who refuse, have bowls of real noodles dumped on their heads and are strung from churning windmills for 24 hours.

Hearing of the strange Dutch custom, April Kelley said she's happy to live in Michigan.

What does cyber stalker April Kelley have up her sleeve for next year?  The ever resourceful woman said she's joining Sarah Palin's team as her communications expert so she can harass all the democrats in the country declaring that "democrats don't believe in Jesus".  Mr. Dankbaar said "Amen" to that.

Jan. 01-2010:  Important Update and Internet Stalking Warning about April Kelley

Related Info/Links:
The Kelleys and Mr. Dankbaar's cyber crimes are detailed at Cybersoup.com.  Click links for further information about Mr. Dankbaar's JamesFiles-JFK Assassination Fiction story -- which can also be found at JamesFilesFraud.com and DavesJFK site and the very interesting Bob Vernon Letter calling Mr. Dankbaar a liar and fraud.  Mr. Dankbaar's fraudulent author listing at AllForums.com

Report of the Kelleys/Dankbaar treacherous cyber terrorism alliance.

Fabulous Fakes: Dankbaar Fraud-Author Listing at FameandGlory.com