Kelley and Dankbaar Named Year's Best Cyber Terrorists
April Kelley and her husband Edward F. Kelley of Battle Creek, Michigan, along with their mentor Wim Dankbaar of the Netherlands have been named Best Cyber Terrorists of 2009 by Webby Awards-R-Us.
The cyber trio began their alliance in November and without skipping a beat began a renewed terror campaign against the owners of Cybersoup, which had been a corporation owned by dozens of investors before Wim Dankbaar, who sells JFK assassination fiction, destroyed it with libel, blackmail and extortion attacks. April Kelley and Edward F. Kelley (the man from Stryker) jumped onboard the defamation express because the deranged woman had been falsely accusing Cybersoup web programmers of following what other programmers all across the internet, according to her, were doing ... stealing her and her husband's "secret insurance agent software". When asked how the company could steal something that allegedly no longer existed due to cyber theft from prior programmers, April Kelley gazed at the stars and simply said "bad karma".
April Kelley, proud scammer of web programmers, spent Christmas morning making giant sized posters of the cyber terrorist trio posing with cardboard cutouts of Osama Bin Laden which she planned to wrap and give to family and friends as holiday remembrances of her great honor.
Reports have been coming in that April Kelley is the woman who attacked Pope Benedict but there's been no confirmation of that. In an interview, Mr. Dankbaar, who spent the last five years of his life destroying Cybersoup and its investors, reacted to the news saying "If April Kelley can get to the Pope, then maybe she can attack everyone I hate. I have Bob Vernon in mind for her next target." Similarly, it was suggested that Mr. Dankbaar was the mastermind behind the conspiracy to steal the sign at the Auschwitz prison camp to which April Kelley proclaimed "Hot Dog, we really are international terrorists, now!"
Mr. Dankbaar is already on record stating how proud he was to have destroyed the dreams and hopes of everyone associated with Cybersoup. The Kelleys, never to be outdone by their own mentor, the ever resourceful Mr. Dankbaar, have said, they're happy to destroy everyone not only with that company but with every other company the CS people may be associated, and even ones they're not.
Mrs. Kelley said she's certain that one of the investors of CS is really part of the Obama White House press corps and that he owns the entire internet and every web site on it. She said "See, the IP address of the White House is the same as Cybersoup's!
As his final coup for the year, Wim Dankbaar sent all the Cybersoup investors autographed copies of his phony James Files Fraud book, a scam which is discussed in the brilliant exposé at Dave'sJFK- The Files Mosaic.
The cyber terrorists, April and Edward F. Kelley and Wim Dankbaar, each received a check for $25.00 and a year's worth of gift certificates to Burger King.