Name That Conspiracy

Wim Dankbaar Nominates April Kelley to Join DUNCES.


Even though the Battle Creek, Michigan native, April Kelley is not Dutch, Wim Dankbaar (JFK murder know-it-all) today nominated Mrs. Kelley to become the new president of the American chapter of DUNCES -- Dutch United Nuts and Conspirators Enlistment Society -- because she has exceeded his expectations and shows true talent in conspiracy advocacy. 

The two had formed an alliance in November 2009 then quickly decided to start a new reality show "Name That Conspiracy".  Their first episode "Dankbaar's Follies" will feature performances from George Bush, Jr. and Sarah Palin.  April Kelley is the owner of an online insurance agent website and a variety of slam sites/blogs devoted to abusive causes, while Mr. Dankbaar is the long time owner of a JFK murder conspiracy site that he had to buy from a third party because he couldn't come up with one himself.  Upon hearing of the nomination, Mrs. Kelley phoned the FBI and CIA to tell them the good news.

The two conspirators, Mrs. April Kelley and Wim Dankbaar are busy preparing their second show called "BLACKMAIL & EMAIL".  Mrs. Kelley came up with that one.  She says she's also looking forward to having her husband Edward on the show since he loves to support all the 'fine work' she does.

Since this report was first written, April Kelley has turned her unique talent into more criminal action by engaging in IDENTITY THEFT.  View the IDENTITY THEFT and Internet Stalking report against Dankbaar and April Kelley.

Related Link:

JFK Assassination Fiction Report - James Files being sold by Wim Dankbaar

Read How April Kelley and Husband Edward F. Kelley scam web programmers.