Crafty Conspiracy Con-Man Wim Dankbaar
Conspires with Crazy Karma Chick April Kelly
Move over White House Reception crashers, There's a new Reality Show Team in Town: Wim Dankbaar (the so-called JFK murder expert) and April Kelley (not-so-famous alleged owner of an online insurance agent site and resident of Battle Creek, Michigan) will dance and sing in a new show called "Name That Conspiracy".
The problem is that the tunes they're planning to sing have a very similar refrain to the ones Wim Dankbaar has been crooning for many years. The two loony tunes signed a contract on November 30, 2009 to practice their separate harassment and blackmail schemes in tandem. Their prey: website programmers, website owners, anti-JFK conspiracy advocates across the planet.
Between song and dance numbers, Wim Dannkbaar will read from his works of fiction about the JFK assassination and also parade James Files in for more fraudulent interviews about his JFK hoax while April Kelley will make live phone calls to the police, FBI and CIA proclaiming bad karma is flying in from outer space to wipe out her family. She will also be drawing maps showing where innocent people live so the bad karma can strike them too. Not to be outdone by anything that her new partner plans, the online insurance agent chick, Mrs. Kelley said she would ensure her ratings by reciting the Bible and the Koran in their entirety.
The two will promote their acts on their own websites and on YouTube where Mr. Dankbaar has a history of showing non-historical events. If the show is a success, as they believe it will be, the two said they may consider running off together to Bora Bora to live in peace at a Muslim Kibbutz.
Joining them for their very first episode will be George Bush, Jr. and Sarah Palin. April Kelley declared she had a special personal bond with the nitwit former governor of Alaska. In fact, she was so excited, Mrs. Kelley began her promotion of the show early by sending out a ten-page email spam in which she publicly disclosed private email addresses and other personal data to a mass of strangers. She wanted to give them a flavor of what they could expect on her YouTube show with Mr. Dankbaar. She followed his lead precisely, threatening family members and friends, making outrageous lies and twisting the facts ... just like Wim Dankbaar has done in the past and continues to do to this day. What a team, indeed!
We think it will be an exciting show, don't you? Stay tuned for more news as it becomes available. Reference: CitizensforJustice.org case against Wim Dankbaar