Wim Dankbaar's JFK Recreation

Olympic Officials just can't get enough of creative cyber-terrorists Wim Dankbaar and Michigan's April Kelley.  The duo is now set to headline the Closing Ceremonies.  

Riding in a black limousine, Mr. Dankbaar, the famed JFK-assassination conspiracist, will be fashioned to look like President John Kennedy while April Kelley will appear as wife Jacqueline.  April was so excited she even constructed her own pillbox hat out of cabbage leaves. 

Mr. Dankbaar even got special permission to have his fellow con man James Files released from prison for the event.  Mr. Files will be situated in the stands with a sniper rifle and just as the final fireworks goes off, he'll shoot a blank at Mr. Dankbaar's head. 

April Kelley will squirt blood all over him and her husband Edward F. Kelley will pretend to be Texas Governor John Connally who was also riding in the presidential limo and injured way back in 1963 when Mr. Dankbaar was a mere tadpole.  

During a prison interview, James Files, the phony JFK assassin "confessed" that he would do his best not to remove the rifle scope and look around at all the hot babes who will be marching in their skimpy costumes.   Make sure you read what they'll be doing for the Opening Ceremonies!